Mother's Ashes | Nathan Fielder | 9oz candle

Mother's Ashes | 9oz Scented candle | Nathan Fielder

Mother's ashes. Actual mother's ashes aroma. This is not about enchanting friends and family with anecdotes at get togethers. This is not about the bright lights of the TV studio. This is not roleplaying as a speeding driver being pulled over, nor is it being genuinely pulled over due to mistaken identity or some other violation you committed. This is not Kimmel. This is Mother's Ashes scented candle. Mother's Ashes comforting spices. The ones you like. Whatever those ones are. They are in there.

Never attend a wedding when it's not 100% certain they want you there ever again after experiencing this candle. It will do that for you. Mother's Ashes.

Size (3″ × 3 2/8") (7.6cm × 8.25cm)
100% natural soy wax blend
Non toxic - no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
Average burn time 50-60 hours
100% cotton wick
Comes in a reusable glass container
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